1. Sadly this past week
actress Shannen Doherty lost her battle with cancer. She was only 53.
It’s especially jarring being someone who used to watch Beverly
Hill 90210 with my sister Kate to see now that both Shannen Doherty
and Luke Perry are gone. Both Brenda and Dylan. So sad, rest in
peace.
2. Well it only took until
July 14th
to see the first Back to School ad. This was for Walmart. Now I
understand that some schools in other areas of the country start the
year earlier, but where I live it’s the standard week after Labor
Day. Making it more than 7 weeks until kids go back to school. In
fact, I think most kids got out of school about 3 weeks ago meaning
that they’re way less than ½ way through their summer vacation and
already being reminded of going back to school. Soon companies will
start their back-to-school campaigns before the current year even
ends.
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| Coming soon to a school near you. |
3. In the latest episode of
the Entitled Karen show I was at 7/11 grabbing a drink on my way to
work. There was a decent line for registers but nobody was using the
one self-checkout register. The woman ahead of me in line shouted out
to see if anyone was going to use it and when everyone said no she
went up. She was in trouble when she tried to scan a 12-pack of White
Claws at the self-checkout. It needed her to show an ID to someone.
Naturally, she got frustrated at such inconvenience. Eventually, she
groaned and yelled out that she ‘gave up’ to one of the cashiers
and walked out. She left all of her stuff there like a jerk of
course. I went up, scanned my drink, and handed the White Claw case
to the cashier, and was done in 30 seconds.
4. It was so flattering to
hear from an old friend who was working at a library. They said a
woman came in looking for books on historic Cape Cod places. When my
books were recommended not only had she read them all, she was a
regular listener to my podcast, and wanted to be a writer herself.
I’m not saying I am an inspiration to her but it’s humbling to
think maybe something I’ve done in my career is driving someone
else to do something in theirs.
5. At the Stop & Shop
supermarket chain they charge you 10 cents for paper bags. No biggie,
I have a pile of reusable bags so it doesn’t affect me. I see loads
of other shoppers bringing their own recyclable bags with them as
well. However this week on back-to-back days I saw 2 different people
bring in a cardboard box and use that for their groceries. They
literally walked around the store holding a cardboard box. It’s one
part clever, one part stupid as hell. I found myself laughing and
shaking my head at both of them.
6. A
woman came into my work needing shockwave therapy on a sore
plantar fascia and calf. The Cliff's Notes is that shockwave
therapy is a non-invasive treatment that stimulates the body’s
natural healing process. It can relieve pain and promote healing of
injured tendons, ligaments, and other soft tissues.
Anyway, she came in with this cute little puppy that adored her.
Unfortunately, the shockwave therapy machine and the process are
relatively loud. Rather than having the puppy watch its owner getting
this treatment and possibly yelling
as it can be a bit painful to start, I chose to have the
puppy kept outside of the room. No need to scar a puppy for life
if it can be avoided.
7. I can’t watch ‘Best Kills’ of the Friday the 13th
series before bed and then pretend to be surprised when my dream
consists of me having to defeat Jason in a sort of living video game.
Luckily in this dream, my 2 weapons that did the trick were shining a
bright light in his face, and pushing him out the door, and locking it
behind him. Why didn’t any of those teens in the movies try those?
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| In my dreams Jason can't use doors apparently |
8. Speaking
of dreams, does anyone ever have a dream about a person they hadn’t
seen, or even thought of, in over 30 years? The other night I dreamed
I was at a party but the host was a kid I went to elementary school
with. I hadn’t thought of him or heard his name in probably 30
years, but now it’s front and center in my brain. Maybe I should
find him and reach out?
9. I noticed this week that
one of the Shaw’s supermarkets on Cape Cod has put up a sign
banning dogs from the store since it’s a health violation. My first
thought was ‘do people really need to be told not to bring pets
into a grocery store?’ This was never an issue all throughout my
growing up. Dogs stayed in cars or at home. Service dog? Maybe.
Regular pet? You might need therapy because you’ve got some bigger
issues.
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| No longer to be seen at Shaw's |
10. I never thought a specific
automobile could make my Enemies List if I had one, but it happened
this week. I was driving home and while making a left turn was cut
off by a gray Volkswagen Tiguan SUV. It whipped around me and was so
dangerous that the car in front of me pulled over and waved those
jerks to let them pass. No more than 5 minutes later I was going
straight at a light when a car in the Right Turn Only lane swerved in
front of me because they were too stupid to know how to read traffic
signs. That vehicle was another gray VW Tiguan. That’s right 2 of
the same exact vehicle cut me off within 5 minutes. Do dealerships
sell those SUVs specifically to certain types of people?
11. I had a great speaking
event at the Osterville Library this week talking about my book Cape
Cod Nights. The library parking lot was full though thanks to an art
show on the front lawn. I ended up parking on the next street over.
Even though I was told I’d be fine there during my event there was
a little part of my brain expecting to either have a ticket on my
windshield when I went back out, or my car would have just been
towed. No worries though, everything was fine.
12. In a fun bit of local
celebrity meeting one of the people that came to my event in
Osterville after the talk revealed himself to be the legendary
mailman whose truck was attacked by turkeys on camera back in 2011.
It went viral and he was a sensation for a while. So now I
can say I’ve met the turkey-fighting mailman and the guy who got
swallowed by the humpback whale. What a life I live.
Turkey Attacks Mail Truck